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Mar
07

Joke! Joke! Joke!

Time for some funny jokes for my avid “blogistas”...!

Note to our foreign readers:  Most of the jokes below are in Filipino. 

Anak: Mommy, ang ganda ng bracelet mo. Bigay ba ni Daddy ‘yan? Mommy: Ay naku anak, kung sa Daddy mo lang ako aasa, baka pati ikaw wala sa mundong ito.


Matrona: Sa palagay mo Love, ilan taon na ako?
Lover: Kung titignan sa buhok-18. Kung nakatalikod 21. Kung titignan sa kutis-25. Bali 64 ang total.


Pinoy Man’s life cycle…

3 to 8 years old – Paramihan ng toys
9 to 18 years old – Pataasan ng grades
19 to 25 – Padamihan ng siyota
26 to 35 – Pagandahan ng asawa
36 to 45 – Palakihan ng income
46 to 55 – Padamihan ng kabit.


Two married men talking…

1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel.
2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay pa.


Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa? (“May bahay”)

Ano naman ang kabit? (“May condo”)


In an obstetricians clinic…

Doc: “Hubad na, iha. Huwag kang mag-alala… I won’t take advantage of you!”
Girl: “Saan ko po ilalagay ang panty at bra ko?”
Doc: “Diyan lang sa may tabi ng brief ko.”


APO: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni Lola?
LOLO: Oo, pero “Oral” na lang. Pag-higa ko sa tabi niya, sinasabi ko “F_ck you” at sumasagot siya, “F_ck you too.”


If VIAGRA is used to excite men, what is used to excite women? ANSWER: VIAGMO…


May naka-dinner date ako, may kulangot near her lip.

Sinabihan ko na lang na may kanin near her lip. Dinilaan niya at sabi, “Ikaw talaga,hindi naman kanin eh, ULAM.”


Guro: Ibigay ang kahalagahan ng PERIOD!
Pupil: Nang hindi dumating ang PERIOD ni Ate, hinimatay si Mommy, nastroke si Daddy, at nagbaril sa sarili yong pari namin!


Jinggoy: Dad totoo bang may side effect ang Viagra?

Erap: Tanga, sa harap ang effect niyan hindi sa side.

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4 Responses to “Joke! Joke! Joke!”


  1. Marso 9, 2007 bandang 5:49 umaga

    Hey Frank! Thanks for dropping by my blog. Hope you drop by again soon! 🙂

  2. Agosto 3, 2007 bandang 2:49 hapon

    ang pangit ng jok enyo hindi nakakatawa no ano bayan walang ka kwenta kwenta joke yan nag joke pa kayo


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