12
Feb
07

Drug Dealers vs. Geeks

            DRUG DEALERS

GEEKS      

Refer to their clients as “users”

Refer to their clients as “users”

“The first one’s free!”

“Download a free trial version…”

Have important Asian connections.

Have important Asian connections.

Strange jargon:
“Stick”
“Rock”
“Wrap”
“E”
“Stash”
“Drive-by”
“Hit (LSD)”
“Source”
“The Pigs”

Strange jargon:
“SCSI”
“RTFM”
“Packet”
“C”
“Cache”
“CTRL ALT DEL”
“Hit (WWW)”
“Source-code”
“Microsoft”

Realize that there’s tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market

Realize that there’s tons of cash
in the 14- to 25-year-old market

Clients really like your stuff when it works.
When it doesn’t work they want to kill you.

Clients really like your stuff when it works.
When it doesn’t work they want to kill you.

Job is assisted by the industry’s
producing newer, more potent product.

Job is assisted by the industry’s
producing newer, more potent product.

Often seen in the company of pimps,
hustlers and low-lifes.

Often seen in the company of marketing
people, venture capitalists and fund managers.

When things go wrong, a “fix” is just
a phone call away, but may be expensive.

When things go wrong, a “fix” is just
a phone call away, but may be expensive.

A lot of people are getting rich
while still teenagers.

A lot of people are getting rich
while still teenagers.

Product causes unhealthy addictions

DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D…

Do your job well and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you.

DAMN!!!  DAMN!!! DAMN!!!

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2 Responses to “Drug Dealers vs. Geeks”


  1. 1 kat
    Pebrero 16, 2007 bandang 11:18 umaga

    Hahaha! Ayos to!

    Btw, heard there’s going to be an OBMC Grand Alumnai Homecoming on the 21st.

  2. Pebrero 21, 2007 bandang 3:11 hapon

    Hi Kat!

    Talaga? Hmmm… wala akong nabalitaan. Huhuhu… oh well… guess it’s too late now. Sorry sa late reply. Masyadong “lax” ang mga taga Smart BRO eh. Petiks…! 😛


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