Okay… not to mock or make fun of anyone… but this guy (err… gay) is just asking, rather, “begging” to be ridiculed…! Talk about conviction! This person has just magically turned the word “avid” into “rabid”!

All for one simple cause: “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE”!

8 Million Hits in You Tube in a matter of days… an instant (ridiculed) sensation… hilarious!

Ok… I’ll shut up now… just watch the vid if you haven’t stumbled upon it on YouTube yet… (giggle!)

Ummm… pardon the blog article’s title… but I thought it apt to name it such… (we’ll get to that soon enough)…!

Ok… let me start elaborating as to why the title came about. Ready? Some of you probably have heard of this already but for those who weren’t fortunate enough to take an early “whiff” of the information, this one’s for YOU!

DID YOU KNOW… that there’s a NEW perfume for men that actually smells like the (thinking of a cute way of calling it…) “peepee” of a woman? It’s soooo f*ckin true! It’s called (ready for it?)… “VULVA”!

Here is their “press release”:

The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not as a perfume but purely as a substance for your own smelling pleasure.

The bottle is to be shaken gently and when only a tiny amount of this intoxicating substance is applied to the back of the hand the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina exudes and immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies, stimulating the cinematic visions of the imagination.

Breathe in and enjoy the scent of a beautiful woman anytime, anywhere!

Now I don’t know about you, but the way I see it… You have got to be soooo freaking desperate to resort to sniffing your own bottle of portable PEEPEE! Bwahahaha!

As if “TV Patrol”, “GMA Network News” and “SOCO” don’t have enough rape cases to cover all over the country already… bring this baby in and watch our presently escalating crime rate skyrocket to new record highs! Not to mention our “baby factories” (slum and squatters area) within the metropolis! LOL!

Does it come in three variants kaya?

1. “Pre-intimate wash” aroma

2. “After intensive stress at work” aroma

3. “UTI” aroma

Check out their commercial below! Classy, eh?! LOL!

Lol! Sorry… couldn’t help myself! It’s just really hilarious…! Look at the guy on the second picture above… pretending to sniff ala connoisseur of peepee odors! Ok… I’ll stop now… I’ll leave you guys to your imaginations, my little dirty-minded, naughty readers!

A few weeks back I posted a bunch of videos featuring the revolutionary technology called, “Microsoft Surface”.

No doubt… the demo is awesome, but when a cubicle comic does his own voice-over, it becomes something else entirely.  Check out the video below!

If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender’s attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He’ll get the message.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

19. If you don’t have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.

22. Never talk to someone in the restroom unless you’re doing the same thing—urinating, waiting in line or washing your hands.

23. Girls hang out, apply make-up, and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

25. It is only permissible to shout ‘woo-hoo!’ if you are doing a shot with four or more people.

26. If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn’t play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again.

27. Learn how to make a rose out of a bar napkin. You’ll be surprised how well it works.

28. If you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.

29. If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

30. Never complain about the quality or brand of a free drink.

31. If you have been roommates with someone more than six months, you may drink all their beer, even if it’s hidden, as long as you leave them one.

32. You can have a shot of their hard liquor only if the cap has been cracked and the bottle goes for less than $25.

33. The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

35. Learn to appreciate hangovers. If it was all good times every jackass would be doing it.

36. If you ever feel depressed, get out a bartender’s guide and browse through all the drinks you’ve never tried.

37. Try one new drink each week.

38. If you are the bar’s sole customer, you are obliged to make small talk with the bartender until he stops acknowledging you. Then you’re off the hook. The same goes for him.

39. Never tip with coins that have touched you. If your change is $1.50, you can tell the barmaid to keep the change, but once she has handed it to you, you cannot give it back. To a bartender or cocktail waitress, small change has no value.

40. If you have ever told a bartender, “Hey, it all spends the same,” then you are a cheap ass.

41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.

42. You can tell how hard a drinker someone is by how close they keep their drink to their mouth.

43. A bar is a college, not a nursery. If you spill a beer, clean it up. If you break a glass, wait for a staff member to clean it up, then blame it on someone else.

44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.

45. It’s okay to drink alone.

46. After three drinks, you will forget a woman’s name two seconds after she tells you. The rest of the night you will call her “baby” or “darling”.

47. Nothing screams ‘nancy boy’ louder than swirling an oversized brandy snifter.

48. Men don’t drink from straws. Unless you’re doing a Mind or Face Eraser.

49. If you do a shot, finish it. If you don’t plan to finish it, don’t accept it.

50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.

51. Never play more than three songs by the same artist in a row.

52. Your songs will come on as you’re leaving the bar.

53. Never yell out jukebox selections to someone you don’t know.

54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.

55. If you think you might be slurring a little, then you are slurring a lot. If you think you are slurring a lot, then you are not speaking English.

56. Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.

57. For every drink, there is a five percent better chance you will get in a fight. There is also a three percent better chance you will lose the fight.

58. Fighting an extremely drunk person when you are sober is hilarious.

59. If you are broke and a friend is “sporting you”, you must laugh at all his jokes and play wingman when he makes his move.

60. If you are broke and a friend is “making sport of you”, you may steal any drink he leaves unattended.

61. Never rest your head on a table or bar top. It is the equivalent of voluntarily putting your head on a chopping block.

62. If you are trading rounds with a friend and he asks if you’re ready for another, always say yes. Once you fall out of sync you will end up buying more drinks than him.

63. If you’re going to hit on a member of the bar staff, make sure you tip well before and after, regardless of her response.

64. The people with the most money are rarely the best tippers.

65. Before you die, single-handedly make one decent martini.

66. Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, “I’m an idiot.”

67. Never ask a bartender “what’s good tonight?” They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.

68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.

69. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

70. The patrons at your local bar are your extended family, your fathers and mothers, your brothers and sisters. Except you get to sleep with these sisters. And if you’re really drunk, the mothers.

71. It’s acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.

72. Never argue your tab at the end of the night. Remember, you’re hammered and they’re sober. It’s akin to a precocious five-year-old arguing the super-string theory with a physicist. 99.9% of the time you’re wrong and either way you’re going to come off as a jackass.

73. If you bring booze to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

74. If you hesitate more than three seconds after the bartender looks at you, you do not deserve a drink.

75. Beer makes you mellow, champagne makes you silly, wine makes you dramatic, tequila makes you felonious.

76. The greatest thing a drunkard can do is buy a round of drinks for a packed bar.

77. Never preface a conversation with a bartender with “I know this is going to be a hassle, but . . .”

78. When you’re in a bar and drunk, your boss is just another guy begging for a fat lip. Unless he’s buying.

79. If you are 86’d, do not return for at least three months. To come back sooner makes it appear no other bar wants you.

80. Anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.

81. If you’re going to drink on the job, drink vodka. It’s the no-tell liquor.

82. There’s nothing wrong with drinking before noon. Especially if you’re supposed to be at work.

83. The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.

84. A flask engraved with a personal message is one of the best gifts you can ever give. And make sure there’s something in it.

85. On the intimacy scale, sharing a quiet drink is between a handshake and a kiss.

86. You will forget every one of these rules by your fifth drink.

Taken from “The Modern Drunkard” website.

C’mon, guys… I know you want some!

But don’t jump the gun just yet!  Hehehe!

(sings…) “Our House… is a very very very fine house…” hehehe…

Check it out!

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The Japs really love outrageous pranks… and when I say outrageous, I mean “overboard” outrageous!

Check out this video that features a Japanese television prank show… really fun to watch! Funnnnnnyyyyyy!!!

Only the Japs can think of these crap… errr… stuff.

Rain Collector!

Gardening Tool!

Umbrella Holder!

I haven’t got the slightest clue!

Necktie Wallet!

360-Degree Camera!

Slipper Roach Swatters?!!!

Extra Teeth for Biting!

(Bwahahaha! Look at the woman showcasing the device… she looks so stupid! I bet she drooled just barely after this shot! Bwehehehe!)

Napkin Feeder!

The Solar Cigarette Lighter!

Fresh Air Mask!

Look, Ma! No hair on my noodles!

1. I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
2. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
3. Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
4. When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
5. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
6. All things being equal, you lose.
7. If you’re feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.
8. I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn’t looking good either.
9. Smile… Tomorrow will be worse.
10. It’s been lovely, but I have to scream now.
11. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to
others.
13. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way,
when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
14. Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.
15. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
16. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
17. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
18. If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
19. A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing.
20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
21. I need not suffer in silence when I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
22. It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
23. Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us
who do.
24. Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.
25. I’m extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
26. I’d like to help you out; which way did you come in?
27. How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
28. I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn’t it.
29. From the moment I picked your book up to the moment I set it down, I was
convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it.
30. I don’t care who you are, what you drive, or where you’d rather be.
31. I’m not cynical. I’m just experienced.
32. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
33. I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
34. Don’t hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
35. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail in the process.
36. You may pretend to dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
37. Well aren’t you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
38. You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
39. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
40. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
41. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
42. I’m not your type; I’m not inflatable.
43. Well aren’t we a bloody ray of sunshine.
44. Don’t worry. I forgot your name too.
45. Aww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
46. You look like shit. Is that in style now?
47. Wait… I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
48. I don’t have an attitude problem, it’s supposed to be this way.
49. It’s not that I’m antisocial, I’m just not friendly.
50. Nothing is quite so annoying as to have someone go right on talking when
you’re interrupting.
51. I’m sorry, do I resemble your therapist?
52. I think someone has to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation.
53. I don’t care where you go, as long as you get lost.
54. It is just you.
55. I heard you, and so what if the world’s ending at noon today, I can’t chat with
56. You until tomorrow. I don’t have an attitude; I have a personality you can’t
handle.
57. I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
58. You laugh because I’m different; I laugh because you’re all the same.
59. If I throw a stick, will you go away?
60. I didn’t know regurgitated spam could talk.
61. If brains were dynamite you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.”
62. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
63. A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I’m glad they didn’t waste one on you.
64. Next time you get the urge to think…don’t.
65. I’m not antisocial. I just don’t like people.
66. Would you kindly shut your noise hole.
67. You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we’re from the same
species.
68. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit” as said by those incapable of its proper
application and as such suffer from it a lot.
69. It’s not that I wish any harm to the guy, I’m just saying I could happily sit by
while someone knocks his head off.
70. It’s people like you who make the Internet all but impossible to trust.
71. Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
72. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
73. Well, I was nearly killed three times, fell off a bridge and broke my jaw. How
was your day?
74. On your way down the banister of life, may your ass collect tons of splinters.
75. Are you renting the space in your head? It could be profitable.
76. I’m sorry.. Am I poking holes in your self-esteem bucket?
77. Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
78. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
79. I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at
birth.
80. Whatever it is that’s eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

It’s been a while since I’ve really enjoyed listening to a particular FM radio program (not station)… I surf from one frequency to another stopping to listen to songs which catch my fancy.

Enter… “Boys Night Out”! A radio program being aired over Magic 89.9. Some of you probably already know the program, some may not. Aired Monday to Thursday @ 9PM-12MN, the show is hosted by King DJ Logan, Slick Rick and Tony Toni. The show hilariously borders on “bastos” and is soooo fun and enjoyable to listen to. From their wacky contests, silly skits, senseless comments, goofy segments and more!

I was actually heading home earlier and as soon as I tuned in, I got hooked. Hooked enough that when I got home, I actually stayed in the car listening till they paused for a commercial break.

For pinoy friends and readers abroad (foreigners included)… you can listen to the program online! Click here to listen online: mms://203.167.29.37/magic

Give it a go. A note of caution though: The program is VERY ADDICTIVE.