Archive for the 'Funny Stuff' Category

22
Set
07

Leave Britney Alone!

Okay… not to mock or make fun of anyone… but this guy (err… gay) is just asking, rather, “begging” to be ridiculed…! Talk about conviction! This person has just magically turned the word “avid” into “rabid”!

All for one simple cause: “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE”!

8 Million Hits in You Tube in a matter of days… an instant (ridiculed) sensation… hilarious!

Ok… I’ll shut up now… just watch the vid if you haven’t stumbled upon it on YouTube yet… (giggle!)

15
Ago
07

Smells Like Ting(gel) Spirit…

Vulva PerfumeUmmm… pardon the blog article’s title… but I thought it apt to name it such… (we’ll get to that soon enough)…!

Ok… let me start elaborating as to why the title came about. Ready? Some of you probably have heard of this already but for those who weren’t fortunate enough to take an early “whiff” of the information, this one’s for YOU!

DID YOU KNOW… that there’s a NEW perfume for men that actually smells like the (thinking of a cute way of calling it…) “peepee” of a woman? It’s soooo f*ckin true! It’s called (ready for it?)… “VULVA”!

Here is their “press release”:

The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not as a perfume but purely as a substance for your own smelling pleasure.

The bottle is to be shaken gently and when only a tiny amount of this intoxicating substance is applied to the back of the hand the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina exudes and immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies, stimulating the cinematic visions of the imagination.

Breathe in and enjoy the scent of a beautiful woman anytime, anywhere!

Now I don’t know about you, but the way I see it… You have got to be soooo freaking desperate to resort to sniffing your own bottle of portable PEEPEE! Bwahahaha!

As if “TV Patrol”, “GMA Network News” and “SOCO” don’t have enough rape cases to cover all over the country already… bring this baby in and watch our presently escalating crime rate skyrocket to new record highs! Not to mention our “baby factories” (slum and squatters area) within the metropolis! LOL!

Does it come in three variants kaya?

  1. “Pre-intimate wash” aroma

  2. “After intensive stress at work” aroma

  3. “UTI” aroma

Check out their commercial below! Classy, eh?! LOL!

Lol! Sorry… couldn’t help myself! It’s just really hilarious…! Look at the guy on the second picture above… pretending to sniff ala connoisseur of peepee odors! Ok… I’ll stop now… I’ll leave you guys to your imaginations, my little dirty-minded, naughty readers!

24
Hun
07

Microsoft Surface Spoof!

A few weeks back I posted a bunch of videos featuring the revolutionary technology called, “Microsoft Surface”.

No doubt… the demo is awesome, but when a cubicle comic does his own voice-over, it becomes something else entirely.  Check out the video below!

24
Hun
07

86 Rules of Boozing

If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

86 Rules of Boozing

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender’s attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He’ll get the message.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

19. If you don’t have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

Continue reading ’86 Rules of Boozing’

20
Hun
07

The Lolly Turn On!

C’mon, guys… I know you want some!

But don’t jump the gun just yet!  Hehehe!

 

18
Hun
07

The Most Interesting and Amazing Houses!

(sings…) “Our House… is a very very very fine house…” hehehe…

Check it out!

Continue reading ‘The Most Interesting and Amazing Houses!’

30
Abr
07

Crazy Japanese Port-O-Potty Prank!

The Japs really love outrageous pranks… and when I say outrageous, I mean “overboard” outrageous!

Check out this video that features a Japanese television prank show… really fun to watch! Funnnnnnyyyyyy!!!




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