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Leave Britney Alone!

Okay… not to mock or make fun of anyone… but this guy (err… gay) is just asking, rather, “begging” to be ridiculed…! Talk about conviction! This person has just magically turned the word “avid” into “rabid”!

All for one simple cause: “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE”!

8 Million Hits in You Tube in a matter of days… an instant (ridiculed) sensation… hilarious!

Ok… I’ll shut up now… just watch the vid if you haven’t stumbled upon it on YouTube yet… (giggle!)


Smells Like Ting(gel) Spirit…

Vulva PerfumeUmmm… pardon the blog article’s title… but I thought it apt to name it such… (we’ll get to that soon enough)…!

Ok… let me start elaborating as to why the title came about. Ready? Some of you probably have heard of this already but for those who weren’t fortunate enough to take an early “whiff” of the information, this one’s for YOU!

DID YOU KNOW… that there’s a NEW perfume for men that actually smells like the (thinking of a cute way of calling it…) “peepee” of a woman? It’s soooo f*ckin true! It’s called (ready for it?)… “VULVA”!

Here is their “press release”:

The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not as a perfume but purely as a substance for your own smelling pleasure.

The bottle is to be shaken gently and when only a tiny amount of this intoxicating substance is applied to the back of the hand the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina exudes and immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies, stimulating the cinematic visions of the imagination.

Breathe in and enjoy the scent of a beautiful woman anytime, anywhere!

Now I don’t know about you, but the way I see it… You have got to be soooo freaking desperate to resort to sniffing your own bottle of portable PEEPEE! Bwahahaha!

As if “TV Patrol”, “GMA Network News” and “SOCO” don’t have enough rape cases to cover all over the country already… bring this baby in and watch our presently escalating crime rate skyrocket to new record highs! Not to mention our “baby factories” (slum and squatters area) within the metropolis! LOL!

Does it come in three variants kaya?

  1. “Pre-intimate wash” aroma

  2. “After intensive stress at work” aroma

  3. “UTI” aroma

Check out their commercial below! Classy, eh?! LOL!

Lol! Sorry… couldn’t help myself! It’s just really hilarious…! Look at the guy on the second picture above… pretending to sniff ala connoisseur of peepee odors! Ok… I’ll stop now… I’ll leave you guys to your imaginations, my little dirty-minded, naughty readers!


Microsoft Surface Spoof!

A few weeks back I posted a bunch of videos featuring the revolutionary technology called, “Microsoft Surface”.

No doubt… the demo is awesome, but when a cubicle comic does his own voice-over, it becomes something else entirely.  Check out the video below!


86 Rules of Boozing

If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

86 Rules of Boozing

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender’s attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He’ll get the message.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

19. If you don’t have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

Continue reading ’86 Rules of Boozing’


The Lolly Turn On!

C’mon, guys… I know you want some!

But don’t jump the gun just yet!  Hehehe!



The Most Interesting and Amazing Houses!

(sings…) “Our House… is a very very very fine house…” hehehe…

Check it out!

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Crazy Japanese Port-O-Potty Prank!

The Japs really love outrageous pranks… and when I say outrageous, I mean “overboard” outrageous!

Check out this video that features a Japanese television prank show… really fun to watch! Funnnnnnyyyyyy!!!


Really Outrageous Japanese Inventions

Only the Japs can think of these crap… errr… stuff. :)


Jap Invention (Rain Water Collectior)

Rain Collector!


Jap Invention (Gardening Tool)

Gardening Tool!

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Cynicism & Insults

1. I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
2. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
3. Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
4. When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
5. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
6. All things being equal, you lose.
7. If you’re feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.
8. I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn’t looking good either.
9. Smile… Tomorrow will be worse.
10. It’s been lovely, but I have to scream now.
11. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to
13. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way,
when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
14. Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.
15. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
16. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
17. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
18. If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
19. A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of
20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Continue reading ‘Cynicism & Insults’


Boys Night Out…

Magic 89.9 LogoIt’s been a while since I’ve really enjoyed listening to a particular FM radio program (not station)… I surf from one frequency to another stopping to listen to songs which catch my fancy.

Enter… “Boys Night Out”! A radio program being aired over Magic 89.9. Some of you probably already know the program, some may not. Aired Monday to Thursday @ 9PM-12MN, the show is hosted by King DJ Logan, Slick Rick and Tony Toni. The show hilariously borders on “bastos” and is soooo fun and enjoyable to listen to. From their wacky contests, silly skits, senseless comments, goofy segments and more!

I was actually heading home earlier and as soon as I tuned in, I got hooked. Hooked enough that when I got home, I actually stayed in the car listening till they paused for a commercial break.

For pinoy friends and readers abroad (foreigners included)… you can listen to the program online! Click here to listen online: mms://

Give it a go. A note of caution though: The program is VERY ADDICTIVE.


Really Funny Commercial…!

Check out the vid below.  Hilarious!  :D


What one’s boredom could do…

What silly (and stupid) things one can do out of boredom…! Yesterday, my wife and I accompanied a relative to the suburbs (actually more like outskirts) of Metro Manila.

While waiting in the car… my wife and I decided to fool around with our phone’s video recorder. We managed to amuse ourselves by doing silly and senseless video clips. Here’s one of ‘em… bwehehe…!


Never Fool Around With Matches…

You remember how it used to be when your parents told you as a kid to “never to fool around with matches”…?

Well, what if matches COULD actually FOOL AROUND with each other?  The image below concludes…  :P


Crayola’s Newest Colors!

If only Crayola named their colors like this… hehehe!

New Crayola Colors


Joke! Joke! Joke!

Time for some funny jokes for my avid “blogistas”...!

Note to our foreign readers:  Most of the jokes below are in Filipino. 

Anak: Mommy, ang ganda ng bracelet mo. Bigay ba ni Daddy ‘yan? Mommy: Ay naku anak, kung sa Daddy mo lang ako aasa, baka pati ikaw wala sa mundong ito.

Matrona: Sa palagay mo Love, ilan taon na ako?
Lover: Kung titignan sa buhok-18. Kung nakatalikod 21. Kung titignan sa kutis-25. Bali 64 ang total.

Pinoy Man’s life cycle…

3 to 8 years old – Paramihan ng toys
9 to 18 years old – Pataasan ng grades
19 to 25 – Padamihan ng siyota
26 to 35 – Pagandahan ng asawa
36 to 45 – Palakihan ng income
46 to 55 – Padamihan ng kabit.

Two married men talking…

1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel.
2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay pa.

Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa? (“May bahay”)

Ano naman ang kabit? (“May condo”)

In an obstetricians clinic…

Doc: “Hubad na, iha. Huwag kang mag-alala… I won’t take advantage of you!”
Girl: “Saan ko po ilalagay ang panty at bra ko?”
Doc: “Diyan lang sa may tabi ng brief ko.”

APO: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni Lola?
LOLO: Oo, pero “Oral” na lang. Pag-higa ko sa tabi niya, sinasabi ko “F_ck you” at sumasagot siya, “F_ck you too.”

If VIAGRA is used to excite men, what is used to excite women? ANSWER: VIAGMO…

May naka-dinner date ako, may kulangot near her lip.

Sinabihan ko na lang na may kanin near her lip. Dinilaan niya at sabi, “Ikaw talaga,hindi naman kanin eh, ULAM.”

Guro: Ibigay ang kahalagahan ng PERIOD!
Pupil: Nang hindi dumating ang PERIOD ni Ate, hinimatay si Mommy, nastroke si Daddy, at nagbaril sa sarili yong pari namin!

Jinggoy: Dad totoo bang may side effect ang Viagra?

Erap: Tanga, sa harap ang effect niyan hindi sa side.

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