My WordPress T-Shirt! (Thanks Matt and Maya!)

Earlier this week a “claiming slip” was delivered to our house by our friendly neighborhood postman.  The slip stated that there was a package for me just waiting to be picked up at local post office.

This actually boggled me since I don’t recall ordering anything over the net… but, nevertheless… I went to check it out.

I headed over to “Window 1″ as instructed by the claim stub and waited for the clerk to retrieve my package.  She came out of a room with a small plastic package and handed it over to me.  As soon as I felt it… I already knew what it was… it was only then that I remembered that Matt Mullenweg (Co-Founder of WordPress/Automattic) and Maya (Desai) promised to send me their official WordPress T-Shirt and asked for my postal address two weeks ago.  Images below:

I have been in close correspondence with Matt and Maya, coordinating stuff about our newly founded “WordPress Pinoys” Community… also since Matt and Maya said that officially sanctioned WordPress events here in the Philippines organized and facilitated by our group would be a great idea.

We are also sending them (as promised also) a couple of our official “WordPress Pinoys” T-Shirt as soon as everything has been finalized (design and manufacturing).

So… THANK YOU, Matt and Maya!  I simply LOVE the shirt! Thank you also for all the speedy replies to my emails.  The shirt fits me to a tee!  The size I asked from you guys was just right!  Hope to see pics of you guys wearing our “WordPress Pinoys” tees soon when we send them over!

I’ll be posting some images of myself as well wearing the WordPress shirt soon…!

The New "iPod Touch"

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better… Steve Jobs announces (and reveals) the newest design of the iPod which he calls the “iPod Touch“!

8mm thin (can you believe that?!) and the display is just as big as that of the iPhone… no more click wheel (except for the new Nano)… all touch screen! In fact, you’d mistake it to be an iPhone if you don’t look closer…!

Oh man! Me likey… AGAIN! Me likey… so much!

Check out the vid below (courtesy of CNN.com):

The NEW iPod Nano (3rd Gen)! Me Likey A Lot!

The entire iPod lineup is getting revamped — including the Nano.

The new Nanos will include 2-inch screens with QVGA resolution, and boast the same quality as the iPod video. These new displays have the highest pixel density that Apple has ever shipped, and it seems the extra-wide players will sport an “enhanced” UI with its own version of Cover Flow.

The iPod Nano will come bundled with three games, including a circular-Arkanoid rip-off called Vortex. The battery life is fairly impressive as well, with Apple touting 24 hours of playback for audio, and 5 hours for video (Yes!  It plays VIDEO now!).

The 4GB model will be selling for $149, though it’s only available in silver, while the rainbow-colored 8GB will cost $199.

Both models will be in stores “by this weekend”.

Me likey likey!  Darn…!  I drooled all over the floor…!

Smells Like Ting(gel) Spirit…

Ummm… pardon the blog article’s title… but I thought it apt to name it such… (we’ll get to that soon enough)…!

Ok… let me start elaborating as to why the title came about. Ready? Some of you probably have heard of this already but for those who weren’t fortunate enough to take an early “whiff” of the information, this one’s for YOU!

DID YOU KNOW… that there’s a NEW perfume for men that actually smells like the (thinking of a cute way of calling it…) “peepee” of a woman? It’s soooo f*ckin true! It’s called (ready for it?)… “VULVA”!

Here is their “press release”:

The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not as a perfume but purely as a substance for your own smelling pleasure.

The bottle is to be shaken gently and when only a tiny amount of this intoxicating substance is applied to the back of the hand the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina exudes and immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies, stimulating the cinematic visions of the imagination.

Breathe in and enjoy the scent of a beautiful woman anytime, anywhere!

Now I don’t know about you, but the way I see it… You have got to be soooo freaking desperate to resort to sniffing your own bottle of portable PEEPEE! Bwahahaha!

As if “TV Patrol”, “GMA Network News” and “SOCO” don’t have enough rape cases to cover all over the country already… bring this baby in and watch our presently escalating crime rate skyrocket to new record highs! Not to mention our “baby factories” (slum and squatters area) within the metropolis! LOL!

Does it come in three variants kaya?

1. “Pre-intimate wash” aroma

2. “After intensive stress at work” aroma

3. “UTI” aroma

Check out their commercial below! Classy, eh?! LOL!

Lol! Sorry… couldn’t help myself! It’s just really hilarious…! Look at the guy on the second picture above… pretending to sniff ala connoisseur of peepee odors! Ok… I’ll stop now… I’ll leave you guys to your imaginations, my little dirty-minded, naughty readers!

Tony Stark’s Cool Ride! (Iron Man Movie)

Just a few days ago, it was announced that Audi would be supplying cars for the Iron Man movie. Now we have a closer look at Tony Stark’s ride from the San Diego Comic-Con. The photos may have a bit of a glow… just think of it as that extra little touch. Hehe!

"The Dark Knight" OFFICIAL teaser trailer!

This is the OFFICIAL “Dark Knight” teaser trailer that was shown with “The Simpsons Movie”.

UPDATE: This is NOW the clear version of the teaser trailer unlike the previous video I posted. Enjoy!

 

Facebook

I haven’t been able to post the past 2 days (I think…) cause I got hooked on “Facebook”!  Yeah, you’ve probably heard of this new social networking site similar to Friendster but, IMHO, way way better.

Better in the sense that it has everything that Friendster or MySpace does plus a whole slew of new applications and features, making Facebook instantly addictive.  It is also comprised of different networks (regional, business, school, etc.) meshed into one community.  It’s pretty hard to explain what Facebook has to offer so I suggest you give it a try… Go ahead, sign up.  It’s free anyways!

Look me up while your at it.  Most of my bloggies here at WordPress have joined already… (thanks to those who accepted my invites and signed up!).

I’ll see you there!

86 Rules of Boozing

If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender’s attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He’ll get the message.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

19. If you don’t have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

The Most Interesting and Amazing Houses!

(sings…) “Our House… is a very very very fine house…” hehehe…

Check it out!

Just how BIG is the Star Trek Universe?!

See for yourself!

Click on image to enlarge.

Welcome to the future of… "Microsoft Surface"!

I just saw a glimpse of what a piece of the future will be… and I can’t wait for that future to come! Forget PC tablets…! Microsoft Surface has arrived… and it’ll blow your mind away!

Though it shows shades of the iPhone interface, it showcases a whole bunch of other tricks…! I cannot fully describe it enough so just check out the videos below to understand the awesome beauty and technology that is “Microsoft Surface”!

 

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Microsoft Surface
(The Magic)

 

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Microsoft Surface
(The Power)

 

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Microsoft Surface
(The Possibilities)

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StarStudio (May 2007 Issue)

Hello my fellow bloggies!  FYI, I came out on this month’s issue of StarStudio which features a one and a half page interview about me, my family and my recording studio.

StarStudio Publications introduction to their May 2007 issue:

Aga Muhlach is definitely looking better than ever in StarStudio’s May issue.  The eternal heartthrob tells SSM how he lost more than 50 lbs and shed 7 inches off his waistline.

Summer gets even hotter with the sexy bodies on the beach, John Lloyd Cruz, Sam Milby, Zanjoe Marudo, Jake Cuenca, Rafael Rosell, and Victor Basa, otherwise known as Star Magic’s Coverboys. SSM trekked all the way to Subic to shoot these six sexy men and the photos we got don’t disappoint.

Take a tour of Rica Peralejo’s one-of-a-kind home and see how the eclectic décor suits her personality. Danica Sotto and Marc Pingris share their wedding photos and we party with Judy Ann Santos’s Mommy Carol for her 60th birthday.

SSM revisits Hindi Nahahati Ang Langit (the inspiration for Walang Kapalit), the life of Joey Gosiengfiao, and stars like Tetchie Agabayani, Carmi Martin, Chuckie Dreyfus, and Robin Da Roza.

So get your fill of the hottest stars and hottest issues only in StarStudio magazine.

New "Fantastic Four 2" Images!

Here are 6 new “Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” images. Fantastic!

Enjoy the pics! Click on the image to enlarge…

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