Ummm… pardon the blog article’s title… but I thought it apt to name it such… (we’ll get to that soon enough)…!
Ok… let me start elaborating as to why the title came about. Ready? Some of you probably have heard of this already but for those who weren’t fortunate enough to take an early “whiff” of the information, this one’s for YOU!
DID YOU KNOW… that there’s a NEW perfume for men that actually smells like the (thinking of a cute way of calling it…) “peepee” of a woman? It’s soooo f*ckin true! It’s called (ready for it?)… “VULVA”!
Here is their “press release”:
The erotic and intimate scent of an irresistible woman has been encapsulated into a small glass bottle, not as a perfume but purely as a substance for your own smelling pleasure.
The bottle is to be shaken gently and when only a tiny amount of this intoxicating substance is applied to the back of the hand the irresistible smell of a moist, sensuous vagina exudes and immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies, stimulating the cinematic visions of the imagination.
Breathe in and enjoy the scent of a beautiful woman anytime, anywhere!
Now I don’t know about you, but the way I see it… You have got to be soooo freaking desperate to resort to sniffing your own bottle of portable PEEPEE! Bwahahaha!
As if “TV Patrol”, “GMA Network News” and “SOCO” don’t have enough rape cases to cover all over the country already… bring this baby in and watch our presently escalating crime rate skyrocket to new record highs! Not to mention our “baby factories” (slum and squatters area) within the metropolis! LOL!
Does it come in three variants kaya?
-
“Pre-intimate wash” aroma
-
“After intensive stress at work” aroma
-
“UTI” aroma
Check out their commercial below! Classy, eh?! LOL!
Lol! Sorry… couldn’t help myself! It’s just really hilarious…! Look at the guy on the second picture above… pretending to sniff ala connoisseur of peepee odors! Ok… I’ll stop now… I’ll leave you guys to your imaginations, my little dirty-minded, naughty readers!
Bagong Puna