She Blows!

A blowjob is still a blowjob right?  Check out this hilarious video!

Transformers – Burger King Commercial

The first Burger King Transformers TV spot is out and it’s a funny one. Watch what happens when Optimus Prime tries to order food at the drive thru!

Sarah Album Update 5

Hello people…!  Well, not really a loooong update for those expecting such.  At least for now, that is.  Sarah has more or less completed almost all of her vocals for her upcoming album.  Most of the backup vocals have been finished as well.

It’s down to mixing and mastering.  After that, all that’s left is the replication process… then it’s off to the record bars!

Everything is going as scheduled and the expected release date would be around the 2nd or 3rd week of July 2007.  Yes, you heard me right… possibly a 2nd week of July release.  But don’t count your chickens just yet… just know that it’s going to be a mid-July coming out party.

That’s it for now.

Oh!  By the way, I got wind already as to which of the songs will be the 1st carrier single of the album but I just need to make sure I’ve got clearance from Viva to let the news out before posting it here on my blog.

You’ll probably read all about it on my “Sarah Album Update 6″ which won’t be too long from now.

Sit tight and check back for more details soon!

High School Life…

Found some old high school pics when I stumbled upon my high school batch’s group site… Boy, the memories just started flowing…!

Thought I’d share them with you guys… see if you can find me in the images… hahaha! You can probably see me sporting an eighties hairstyle on one of them… aarrrgghh!

Ah yes… High School days! Wish I could revisit some of those moments!

Don’t we all?

Indiana Jones 4 – First Day of Filming

Steven Spielberg and George Lucas have finally started principal photography for the 4th installment of the Indiana Jones franchise!  Footage taken during the first day can be viewed below as Steven Spielberg talks to the crew with George Lucas beside him.

Enjoy!

Update:  First image of Harrison Ford on the set of the new Indiana Jones film sporting the familiar hat and costume!

Facebook

I haven’t been able to post the past 2 days (I think…) cause I got hooked on “Facebook”!  Yeah, you’ve probably heard of this new social networking site similar to Friendster but, IMHO, way way better.

Better in the sense that it has everything that Friendster or MySpace does plus a whole slew of new applications and features, making Facebook instantly addictive.  It is also comprised of different networks (regional, business, school, etc.) meshed into one community.  It’s pretty hard to explain what Facebook has to offer so I suggest you give it a try… Go ahead, sign up.  It’s free anyways!

Look me up while your at it.  Most of my bloggies here at WordPress have joined already… (thanks to those who accepted my invites and signed up!).

I’ll see you there!

The Hulk Teaser Poster!

Well, the “comic to movie” news just keeps on comin’!

The new image below was previewed at the recent New York Licensing Show!

Obviously, the poster and images will eventually change as the playdate nears… but for now, this teaser poster is as fresh as fresh can get!

The Incredible Hulk follows the events of the first Hulk film from 2003, which was directed by Ang Lee. The Incredible Hulk, features Ed Norton as Bruce Banner, Liv Tyler as Betty Ross and William Hurt as Gen.Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross.

Newest Transformers TV Spot (Best One Yet!)

Just when you thought the TV spots couldn’t get any better… they just did!

We have your first online look at the awesome new TV spot for director Michael Bay’s highly-anticipated Transformers, which hits theaters this week!

Enjoy!

Microsoft Surface Spoof!

A few weeks back I posted a bunch of videos featuring the revolutionary technology called, “Microsoft Surface”.

No doubt… the demo is awesome, but when a cubicle comic does his own voice-over, it becomes something else entirely.  Check out the video below!

86 Rules of Boozing

If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.

2. Always toast before doing a shot.

3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.

4. Change your toast at least once a month.

5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb.

7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night.

8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails.

9. Get the bartender’s attention with eye contact and a smile.

10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink.

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I’m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It’s coming back up.

12. Never, ever tell a bartender he made your drink too strong.

13. If he makes it too weak, order a double next time. He’ll get the message.

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

17. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade your liquor preference.

18. Always have a corkscrew in your house.

19. If you don’t have a corkscrew, push the cork down into the bottle with a pen.

20. Drink one girly drink in public and you will forever be known as the guy who drinks girly drinks.

The Iron Man Cast!

Here is a new photo showing Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Bridges and Terrence Howard in character for Iron Man.

Directed by Jon Favreau, the comic book adaptation opens May 2, 2008.

The film tells the story of Tony Stark, a billionaire industrialist and genius inventor who is kidnapped and forced to build a devastating weapon. Instead, using his intelligence and ingenuity, Tony builds a high-tech suit of armor and escapes captivity. Upon his return to America, Tony must come to terms with his past. When he uncovers a nefarious plot with global implications, he dons his powerful armor and vows to protect the world as Iron Man.

The Lolly Turn On!

C’mon, guys… I know you want some!

But don’t jump the gun just yet!  Hehehe!

 

So Near and Yet… (Sigh…!)

Don’t you hate the feeling of knowing you have something but don’t actually have it in your hands YET?

Just thought I’d let out my anxieties and share ‘em with you.

(Sigh!)  Antsy Pantsy me!

The 10 Commandments… of Driving

Alas… my fellow drivers, we now live in a world in which reckless abandon of motorists has grown rampant in our society.  So much so, that even the Vatican has issued their “Driver’s Edition” of the 10 Commandments… (Seriously!  They actually did issue such a document.)

The tenets listed encourage prayer while driving, respect of traffic rules, discouragement from road rage, and more.

So, without further ado… I present to you… “The 10 Commandments of Driving”:

1. You shall not kill.
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
7. Support the families of accident victims.
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
10. Feel responsible toward others.

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There you have it… the rules to abide by whilst on the road.

IMHO, based on my own personal experiences… we should also come up with a set of Commandments for “Opportunistic Vehicular Accident Con-Artists”!  We have a whole pack of ‘em here in the Philippines!  Haha!

We can put in rules such as:

- Individuals shall not make false accusations or use extortion as a way of living.  Such offenders shall face punishment by genital electrocution… by means of lightning (through divine will).

Hahaha!  Errr… seriously, damn them all!  They’re actually scarier than the actual motorists who traverse the road daily.

The Dark Knight’s Iron Steed!

The LA Times has revealed the Batcycle (titled “Batpod” in the film) you’ll see in Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight”. You can check out two photos below!

It looks pretty awesome! Big Bad-Ass Bike!

 

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Yes, it’s ridable. You just have to be a little bit crazy and entirely French to do it.

Specifically, you need to be Jean-Pierre Goy, the stunt rider who’s spent the last few months jumping Batman’s newest batbike at some top-secret location in England to prep for next summer’s Bruce Wayne caper, “The Dark Knight,” starring Christian Bale as the caped one.

Goy is the only person who’s ridden the new Batpod — a bike so outrageous it’s hard to believe it was even built. It’s not just because it’s tricked out with grappling hooks, cannons and machine guns. The front and rear tires are both a monstrously huge 508 millimeters, and the engines are in the hubs of each wheel. Steering isn’t by hand but by shoulder, since there aren’t handlebars. Instead, there are shields that fit each arm like sleeves and have the ability to rotate around the bike’s frame. The two foot pegs are set 3 1/2 feet apart on either side of the tank, which the rider lies on, belly down. That tank also moves up and down — you know, in case Batman needs to dodge bullets or slide under semis. And you know he will.

Lucius Fox, gadget guru for Wayne Enterprises’ Applied Sciences division (played by Morgan Freeman), is the guy who came up with the idea. At least he is in the movie. The real man behind the machine is Nathan Crowley, creator of the Batmobile for Warners Bros. 2005 hit, “Batman Begins.” “The way we make films is we build things for real. We try and not rely on visual effects,” said Crowley, who, in the end, had the easier job in making the bike come to life.

It was Chris Corbould who had to build the thing. “I thought there was no chance we’d actually achieve it,” Corbould said. “[Director] Chris Nolan and Nathan went for the look of it rather than thinking about the mechanics. That was the biggest challenge: Get their vision, but make it work and perform.” Not just once but several times.

There are actually six Batpods, in case one or several are crashed during filming, which is likely. Corbould wouldn’t say what sort of engine was used for the slick gray-and-silver Batpod, just that it’s “high performance.” Nor would he give its top speed, except to say it’s “very fast.”

And the cost? “I can’t tell you that,” Courbould said, laughing. “I haven’t even told the producers.”