Optimus Prime and Megatron One-Sheet Pic!

Here are the two new TRANSFORMERS one-sheets that you’ll apparently get to see in tomorrow’s USA TODAY, but why wait for USA TOMORROW, when you can see it here RIGHT NOW? Right?

Actually – I bet these begin to show up everywhere in a little bit.

Optimus looks awesome! Megatron looks… well… alien-ish? Oh well… nevertheless, enjoy the pics!

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Cynicism & Insults

1. I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
2. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
3. Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
4. When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.
5. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
6. All things being equal, you lose.
7. If you’re feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.
8. I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn’t looking good either.
9. Smile… Tomorrow will be worse.
10. It’s been lovely, but I have to scream now.
11. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I
may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to
others.
13. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way,
when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
14. Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.
15. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
16. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
17. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.
18. If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
19. A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of
nothing.
20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.