The stage is set… and the Top 12 contestants of “American Idol” have been decided. No more male and female categories… it’s to each his own, and the competition’s next phase promises to be more fierce.
I present to you the Top 12 contestants of American Idol.
My bets: Melinda Doolittle, Lakisha Jones and Blake Lewis
Possible upsets: Chris Richardson, Chris Sligh (likability factor) and Stephanie Edwards.
After watching a series of male and female rounds of competition on “American Idol” this season, I have finally decided to put my money on whom I believe will make it to the coveted FINAL 3 in the contest.
These are (in particular order): Melinda Doolittle, Lakisha Jones, and Blake Lewis
But then again, in true American Idol fashion… not every deserving contestant actually makes it to the finals (remember Chris Daughtry, Elliot Yamin, Jennifer Hudson to name a few?).
Nevertheless, here are my 3 bets with their respective performances from this week. Enjoy!
Time for some funny jokes for my avid “blogistas”...!
Note to our foreign readers: Most of the jokes below are in Filipino.
Anak: Mommy, ang ganda ng bracelet mo. Bigay ba ni Daddy ‘yan? Mommy: Ay naku anak, kung sa Daddy mo lang ako aasa, baka pati ikaw wala sa mundong ito.
Matrona: Sa palagay mo Love, ilan taon na ako?
Lover: Kung titignan sa buhok-18. Kung nakatalikod 21. Kung titignan sa kutis-25. Bali 64 ang total.
Pinoy Man’s life cycle…
3 to 8 years old – Paramihan ng toys
9 to 18 years old – Pataasan ng grades
19 to 25 – Padamihan ng siyota
26 to 35 – Pagandahan ng asawa
36 to 45 – Palakihan ng income
46 to 55 – Padamihan ng kabit.
Two married men talking…
1st man: Swerte ko, my wife is an angel.
2nd man: Buti ka pa, ako ang asawa ko buhay pa.
Ano sa Tagalog ang asawa? (“May bahay”)
Ano naman ang kabit? (“May condo”)
In an obstetricians clinic…
Doc: “Hubad na, iha. Huwag kang mag-alala… I won’t take advantage of you!”
Girl: “Saan ko po ilalagay ang panty at bra ko?”
Doc: “Diyan lang sa may tabi ng brief ko.”
APO: Lolo, nagse-sex pa ba kayo ni Lola?
LOLO: Oo, pero “Oral” na lang. Pag-higa ko sa tabi niya, sinasabi ko “F_ck you” at sumasagot siya, “F_ck you too.”
If VIAGRA is used to excite men, what is used to excite women? ANSWER: VIAGMO…
May naka-dinner date ako, may kulangot near her lip.
Sinabihan ko na lang na may kanin near her lip. Dinilaan niya at sabi, “Ikaw talaga,hindi naman kanin eh, ULAM.”
Guro: Ibigay ang kahalagahan ng PERIOD!
Pupil: Nang hindi dumating ang PERIOD ni Ate, hinimatay si Mommy, nastroke si Daddy, at nagbaril sa sarili yong pari namin!
Jinggoy: Dad totoo bang may side effect ang Viagra?
Erap: Tanga, sa harap ang effect niyan hindi sa side.
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